1980s Movie Titles Help Describe the Current Status of Women’s Rights

We all loved the 80s, but M.Snowe does not want to go back there, or even farther, as the case may be.

Labia Wars Episode V: The Religious Empire Strikes Back

Raiders of the Lost Vaginal Ark

Aliens in My Hoo-Haa

The Untouchable Part

The Princess Bride of Jesus

Back to the Future, Then Straight Back to the Past Again

This is Spinal Tap but in Your Gonads

Do the Right Thing Unless of Course that Thing is Providing Women Basic Healthcare Needs

The Thing:

The Terminator of 100 years of the Women’s Rights Movement

When Harry Met Sally and Immediately Prepped Her on the Rhythm Method

A Room with a View, a Vaginal Wand, and an Unnecessary Scan of Your Tiny Fetus

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off the Pill

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Things One Would No Longer Have to Do to Escape a “Bug a Boo.”

Things One Would No Longer Have to Do to Escape a “Bug a Boo”**:

–You make me wanna throw my pager out the window
–Tell MCI to cut the phone calls
–I wanna put your number on the call block
–Have AOL make my email stop

Also, a “Bug a Boo” Would No Longer Be:

–Stressin’ me pagin’ my beeper

One Might Still Have to:

–Break my lease so I can move

**Destiny’s Child, The Writing’s on the Wall. This is 1999 folks.