Unhelpful Drinking Scenarios Courtesy of Kanye West (lyrics)
So at 13 we’ll have our first drink together.
Somebody call me a shrink. Until then, Ima fix me a drink.
Y’all gon’ sit down, have a good time this reunion. And drink some wine like Communion.
I’m trippin’, this drink got me sayin’ a lot.
I was drinking earlier, now I’m driving.
I got two White Russians but we also need some drinks.
Grab a drink, grab a glass. After that I grab yo’ ass.
But after that, took pills, kissed an heiress. And woke up back in Paris.
May all of your pain be champagne.