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Other Things I Would Enjoy Seeing Cut Out of Bella Swan’s Uterus

Posted in Uncategorized by m.snowe on November 22, 2011

  • A vampire baby eating another baby vampire
  • John Boehner’s disembodied head
  • A cogent, leftist argument against the human rights and constitutional violations that would necessarily accompany any passing of a “Personhood Amendment”
  • A clone of Bella, except one with an actual personality and a will to fucking live
  • A temperamental ferret
  • A black swan
  • A sobbing Twi-Mom
  • A delicious Thanksgiving dinner
  • A new, actually super, Super Committee
  • Arya Stark, sword in hand
  • More jobs?
  • Buffy
  • Some crazy shit out of a Goya painting
  • Two free tickets to The Book of Mormon
  • A signed, first edition copy of Bunnicula
  • 283.5 Million Dollars

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