Unhelpful Drinking Scenarios Courtesy of Kanye West (lyrics)

 

So at 13 we’ll have our first drink together.

Somebody call me a shrink. Until then, Ima fix me a drink.

Y’all gon’ sit down, have a good time this reunion. And drink some wine like Communion.

I’m trippin’, this drink got me sayin’ a lot.

I was drinking earlier, now I’m driving.

I got two White Russians but we also need some drinks.

Grab a drink, grab a glass. After that I grab yo’ ass.

But after that, took pills, kissed an heiress. And woke up back in Paris.

May all of your pain be champagne.